Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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