Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Oh god it's open bar.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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