I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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