Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
