nut hugger
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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