A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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