He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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