I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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