I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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