that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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