I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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