You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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