Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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