something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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