Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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