so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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