Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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