I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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