I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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