Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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