She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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