Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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