No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
false alarm, still single
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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