I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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