dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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