He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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