garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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