"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
