Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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