I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Randomize
