what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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