3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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