I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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