I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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