Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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