we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
