I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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