God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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