I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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