I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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