its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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