the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
What a dumb baby whore.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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