I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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