Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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