We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
time to smoke my breakfast
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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