who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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