yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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