You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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