I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
