she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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