Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
