8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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