Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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