I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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