in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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